about tired of trying to make cool shit happen because i’m often met by passive aggressive oppression or indifference. tour can’t come soon enough.
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why are girls so cute and why don’t they like me more… girls. oh girls.
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scratch that. not a secret. i was just left out of the loop. fuck me.
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just found out (for sure) a silly secret about a friend that i suspected for a while is true. but i’m so excited about it and happy. silly. silly silly.
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Who wants to buy me a CMJ pass and give me a place to stay in NYC?!
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I just blew some tourists away by explaining how records work. My life…
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i just want like a kilo of kisses because they’re the best drug in the world
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ugggggh insomnia. someone cute come snuggle me so i at least have something to occupy the time.
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i think i’ll be an Elvis impersonator when i get old, because, by then, i doubt there will be many left, if any at all. plus i love making that Elvis voice. Ohhhhoooooohoooooohhh whooooaaaaaa!!!!
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Yucky wine hangover. Dear kombucha, please cure me
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I miss chubby Bill Clinton. I’d totally eat McClard’s with him.
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My coworker, BG, is the best. When I don’t get lunch he always gives me his extra clementine his wife packs him. And on top of that, he’s a general badass.
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Also I’m always crushing on someone and it sucks because there’s a constant up and down in my heart. But girls are so cute. Blah
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My mind just went blank on a tour full of cute girls and I feel foolish. Because I have a crush on someone but any cute girl will still make my knees literally weak and my brain gears lock up.
