if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
i just wanna eat pounds and pounds of crawfish (and corn, potatoes, and boudin) every weekend until the season is over.
every fucking time i’m off work, i get blamed for something that happened when i wasn’t even there. time to job hunt some more.
i hope that, somewhere, someone is dreaming of me tonight.