i’m just looking for a girl who’s smart, sensible, funny, and believes that the center of the earth is hollow and inhabits an advanced civilization of lemurian people. ever heard of the pyramids? wake the fuck up.
When I was a kid, my school had a canned food drive, but my teacher didn’t specify what kind of canned food so a lot of kids ended up bringing dog food. We had to watch a homeless guy eat four cans of dog food.
Bill Clinton is famously, and sometimes mockingly, remembered for biting his lip before he prepared to say something. At times, it seemed corny or even smarmy, and on Saturday Night Live, it became a staple of the great Phil Hartman’s impression of Clinton during the Clinton Administration….
this is the list of foodstuffs i ate tonight: deviled eggs southwest style quinoa grilled broccoli grilled asparagus chicken boudin steak and i had 2 plates stacked with all of it, and ate some extra steak after those were finished.
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment—their body is alive, there’s a light in their eyes, something—that makes you think, “I just really love you.”