Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
"Let me throw an edge on that old hickory." - Overheard at Maxine’s
"I hate Sonic. I’d rather work at Hot Topic." - Overheard @ Maxine’s
I’ve never had a one night stand, but I bet they’re awesome. Sure, the sex could be great, but the singularly uncomfortable morning after chat and exit and the the uncertainty of whether or not you just contracted a sexually transmitted disease are undoubtedly the best parts.